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[27 Sep 2008 | No Comment | ]

[12:33:09 PM] Dekker Dreyer says: indeed
[12:33:39 PM] Dekker Dreyer says: So… this debate… wtf happened?
[12:33:48 PM] Jamison Ousley says: did you watch it?
[12:33:59 PM] Dekker Dreyer says: yeah… um… no.
[12:34:06 PM] Dekker Dreyer says: I was fucking around
[12:35:23 PM] Jamison Ousley says: basically, obama and mccain said a lot of what you expect from them, they barely addressed each other directly until the end, and for some reason mccain wouldn’t look at obama
[12:35:51 PM] Jamison Ousley says: probably because he hates black people

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[3 Sep 2008 | No Comment | ]

[5:57:25 AM] Dekker Dreyer says: If you’re going to make a snuff film, you really need to consider it an art installation and not a piece of archived storytelling. Seriously, burn those negatives and get that hooker’s body dissolved.
[8:35:55 AM] Jamison Ousley says: huh.

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[20 Aug 2008 | No Comment | ]

[7:54:08 PM] Jamison Ousley says: I think you need to fight fire with fire, i suggest a trip to england where we’ll enlist the aid of a dark magus who recently used his influence to force a major studio to commit suicide by suing another major studio
see Fox Can’t Stop Watchmen

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[18 Aug 2008 | No Comment | ]

[10:38:36 AM] Dekker Dreyer says: some people call it a “Cabbit” I prefer to call it a “Pussy Hare”
[10:38:54 AM] Jamison Ousley says: I calls it a kaiser blade

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[16 Aug 2008 | No Comment | ]

[11:38:59 AM] Dekker Dreyer says: It’s xxx’s birthday and I sent her this skype…
Birthdays are great. First you feel the ice-cold boney fingers of death massaging you closer to
oblivian and then there’s cake… lots of it!
[11:39:07 AM] Jamison Ousley says: lolz
[11:39:26 AM] Dekker Dreyer says: Isn’t that great.
[11:39:30 AM] Jamison Ousley says: one step closer to the inevitable heart attack
[11:39:39 AM] Jamison Ousley says: because really, the thing that kills everyone is that your heart stopped
[11:39:59 AM] Jamison Ousley says: a bullet or knife might rip through it, but you’re …