Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

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Every year at this time we celebrate the glorious day when Jesus Christ arose from his slumber to walk the Earth again…

We celebrate the arrival of Zombie Jesus with hard-boiled eggs, giant rabbits, and a movie that takes place centuries before Jesus was ever born. Hooray for crypt-defying Jesus! Beward Romans, he’s got a taste for your brains!

REJOICE!

One comment

  • April 12, 2009 - 5:17 pm | Permalink

    o.O Easter bread prolapse giving yeasty birth to hard-boiled chicken menstruation… a tradition is born!

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