On Mortality

[11:38:59 AM] Dekker Dreyer says: It’s xxx’s birthday and I sent her this skype…

Birthdays are great. First you feel the ice-cold boney fingers of death massaging you closer to

oblivian and then there’s cake… lots of it!
[11:39:07 AM] Jamison Ousley says: lolz
[11:39:26 AM] Dekker Dreyer says: Isn’t that great.
[11:39:30 AM] Jamison Ousley says: one step closer to the inevitable heart attack
[11:39:39 AM] Jamison Ousley says: because really, the thing that kills everyone is that your heart stopped
[11:39:59 AM] Jamison Ousley says: a bullet or knife might rip through it, but you’re not legally dead until your heart stops
[11:40:31 AM] Dekker Dreyer says: So… let me get this straight… if I have an artificial heart with a reasonable power supply I will be immortal?
[11:40:49 AM] Jamison Ousley says: exactly