Here are a few items I chose not to buy. Some are easy to see why, others are just odd. The above photo showcases a do it yourself lead testing kit… obviously the kit is some kind of harness to allow an infant to place the suspect paint or other material in its mouth, just wait five to six years and results will be clear.

Yes! This is hip cream with an actual 3D behind punched in the packaging.

This is actually two products I couldn’t figure out, but I thought they went together. It looks to me like the mother bird creature has vomited the scared-looking duck back into the cup half macerated.

These are a little belated, but these are photos from my first Christmas season with Julia.

The car was COVERED in thick snow.

This is another diner portrait of Julia. I like that diners have paper handy.