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Tentacle Grape Art

Tentacle Grape by Luis Sencio

Awesome Argentinian artist Luis Sencio has drawn this ultra-hip Tentacle Grape illustration. We’ve decided it’s going to be the new drink label, because it’s fucking rock. See the larger size at his Flickr page. Best part? Is that Krang??? Probably not. It’s similar, but different and distinct from Krang. (You heard me  Eastman). If if not, it’s social commentary about pop culture.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/flasheja/4209616627/

I am the Tentacle Master

Due in no small part to the success of Tentacle Grape, Julia has given me a scarf that shows the world my place as the tentacle master.

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Myths and Misconceptions about Tentacle Grape

Tentacle Grape

Over the last few days, since launching Tentacle Grape brand soda, the internet has started to formulate certain strange ideas about the mysterious nature of the carbonated drink.

  1. Tentacle Grape is Japanese:  Yes and no… mostly NO. The soda was conceived by me while I was hosting the Anime After Dark Monterey show back in November. I’m an American and it’s an American idea. My wife, who co-produces the product with me, is half-Japanese. So at best the product is 25% Japanese.
  2. Tentacle Grape is the product of a marketing team: Once again, yes and no. My wife and I are a team and she does work in marketing… but it’s not the plot of a large corporate entity looking to test the otaku marketplace for more niche products. It’s just what it is… effing funny and tasty.
  3. Tentacle Grape costs too much: Well, this is subjective, but it’s actually less expensive Mana Energy Potion and only a hair more expensive then Bawls (hehehehe).
  4. Tentacle Grape is made by milking aliens or monsters: Although the idea of using free range tentacles was appealing we thought it was far too cruel to capture these majestic beasts even in a large range situation. This is why we use lab-grown tentacles to produce the optimum blend of cruelty free thirst quenching and quality control.

Look out for more surprises from Tentacle Grape especially at New York Comic Con!

Tentacle Grape Selling Like Crazy!

Ah, The Delicious Taste Of Tentacle Rape
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Tentacle Grape Soda is selling like crazy! Just over three hours since we officially announced the soda we’re all over the net and we’ve sold thousands of sodas!

Check out who’s talking about us:

Kotaku - Ah, The Delicious Taste Of Tentacle Rape

Just Press Play – WTF: Hentai-Inspired Soda

That Video Game Blog – Nothing quenches your thirst like tentacle rape

and MORE


Tentacle Grape – Update

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Update: Tentacle Grape will launch just after the first of the year due to development time on some tie-ins.

I’ve officially entered the soft drink business with my first designer flavor, Tentacle Grape. The official announcement will hit the wire Thursday along with the launch of the website. We’ll be taking pre-orders. This delicious hentai-fueled soda will be available in glass bottle six-packs. Pricing and availability will be announced in the official release! Rock!

This is not a gag. It’s coming and it’s after you!