Update: Tentacle Grape will launch just after the first of the year due to development time on some tie-ins.
I’ve officially entered the soft drink business with my first designer flavor, Tentacle Grape. The official announcement will hit the wire Thursday along with the launch of the website. We’ll be taking pre-orders. This delicious hentai-fueled soda will be available in glass bottle six-packs. Pricing and availability will be announced in the official release! Rock!
This is not a gag. It’s coming and it’s after you!
Will you be adding more witty flavors?
BUKKAKE BERRY BLAST! But seriously, I’m not sure. After the new labels drop I’m not sure. We’ve tried to transition it off our to-do list as much as possible because it takes a lot of time, but we’re not sure what will come next. We might do clothing in the near future.
Hi, I’d just like to say I did a very short piece on your product and that I think it’s awesome and very clever.